April192014

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade asked: "Alright, we’ll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits."

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

imagineteenagescotty:

"Ah thought ye were opposed t’ killing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Besides, Ah don’t have any biscuits, especially no’ the kind ye’d like."

"Because they taste good." she said, smiling innocently, "And that sounds fine. Maybe you can get some scotch or something for us to share?"

"Ah’m no’ sure wha’ you’re planning but Ah don’t like tha’ look in your eyes." Scotty just shook his head at her warningly. "Ah’m going t’ get scotch, but it shall be mah scotch an’ no one elses."

"Fine, I guess after you’ve drunk some I’ll just have to kiss you a lot to get a taste." she poured the boiling water into the mugs, "And I’m not planning anything. It’s called smiling, you should try it sometime."

2PM

romanoffx:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

"Nothing that can’t wait." she said, "Is it ok if I wait here till you’re done?"

        Well, it probably wasn’t a good idea for anyone to see exactly what she reporting on. Natasha paused, pursing her lips before setting her work down and looking up again.

        “I don’t think you’ll want to wait that long. What is it?” 

"I just started working here and I’m having trouble finding where I’m supposed to go. There’s some sort of combat training I need to go to."

12PM

romanoffx:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

Jade looked up at the red head, “What’s wrong?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.

        “I’m working,” Natasha replied in a dismissive voice. Filling out reports, really. The boring stuff — necessary, but boring. She turned back to her work, straightening out the papers. “Did you need something?” 

"Nothing that can’t wait." she said, "Is it ok if I wait here till you’re done?"

11AM

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

Jade glanced at the scanner, “Planet temp is dropping, though not as quickly as before. And your temperature is stabilized it seems. The others are safe, and yes I’m safe here.” she ran her fingers through his hair.

"Okay." Scotty said, nodding and looking around. "So we’re safe for now. How long until ye figure out if this is contagious? Ah want t’ go home. T’ mah rooms, Ah mean."

"It doesn’t look contagious, but we need to know how you can control it." she said gently, still playing with his hair.

10AM

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

Jade nodded and kissed his forehead, “You look like you’re doing much better. So I’d say things are going good.”

Scotty nodded. “R-right. How’s the cold situation? Is is still dropping? Am Ah certifiably dead yet?” He smiled a little at his weak joke, but didn’t laugh. He was still scared, and looked around to see if anyone else was near. “Is it safe for ye t’ be near me?”

Jade glanced at the scanner, “Planet temp is dropping, though not as quickly as before. And your temperature is stabilized it seems. The others are safe, and yes I’m safe here.” she ran her fingers through his hair.

10AM

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade asked: "Alright, we’ll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits."

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

imagineteenagescotty:

"Ah thought ye were opposed t’ killing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Besides, Ah don’t have any biscuits, especially no’ the kind ye’d like."

"Yeah you do. When you get that can you get some chocolate biscuits?" she asked, getting out his tea and a chai tea for herself.

"Fine." he said, sighing. "Ah don’t why ye insist on them, but fine. But while Ah’m at it, Ah’m going t’ get me something nice."

"Because they taste good." she said, smiling innocently, "And that sounds fine. Maybe you can get some scotch or something for us to share?"

10AM

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

Jade smiled softly when his breathing calmed. The ice might have still been traveling but at least he seemed safe.

Scotty shuddered a little and looked back up at Jade, eyes clearer now. “Is it better? How’re things going?”

Jade nodded and kissed his forehead, “You look like you’re doing much better. So I’d say things are going good.”

10AM

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade asked: "Alright, we’ll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits."

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

imagineteenagescotty:

"Ah thought ye were opposed t’ killing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Besides, Ah don’t have any biscuits, especially no’ the kind ye’d like."

"Water’s almost boiled, which tea do you want?" she asked, getting down two mugs.

"My usual." he said casually. "The orange stuff for after a good mission. If there’s any left- Ah’ll have t’ go out soon t’ get more."

"Yeah you do. When you get that can you get some chocolate biscuits?" she asked, getting out his tea and a chai tea for herself.

10AM

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

Jade stayed quiet, only moving so she was sitting next to him with her arm around his shoulders.

Scotty’s breathing slowly evened out as he began to calm down, but the moving of the circle of ice around him continued to spread. It was slower than before, but still going.

Jade smiled softly when his breathing calmed, the ice might have still been traveling but at least he seemed safe.

10AM

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade asked: "Alright, we’ll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits."

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

imagineteenagescotty:

"Ah thought ye were opposed t’ killing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Besides, Ah don’t have any biscuits, especially no’ the kind ye’d like."

"How can you control the media?" she asked from the kitchen, turning on the electric kettle.

"I have some pretty awesome connections." he said, clicking a few times and then closing the laptop. "There. Done. How’s the tea coming?"

"Water’s almost boiled, which tea do you want?" she asked, getting down two mugs.

10AM
10AM

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade asked: "Alright, we’ll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits."

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

imagineteenagescotty:

"Ah thought ye were opposed t’ killing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Besides, Ah don’t have any biscuits, especially no’ the kind ye’d like."

"What is there to clean up other than the casings and the gun?" she asked, walking to the kitchen.

"Well, the fallout for one." he grunted, pulling out a laptop, logging in, and beginning to type. "Ah need t’ control a few things on the media so this doesn’t go badly for mah employers. An’ before ye ask, no, Ah’m still no’ going t’ tell ye who they are."

"How can you control the media?" she asked from the kitchen, turning on the electric kettle.

10AM
9AM

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

(via gingerelfandpuppydwarf)

9AM

imagineteenagescotty:

a-hobbit-lass-named-jade:

"Well, for now he needs some milk it seems. And later we’ll have to give him some raw beef."

"Where are we going to get beef? Oh, yeah, that’s right, we just got a new shipment of holy cattle in. I’ll have to go ask John Peters could slaughter one for us." He smiled and reached out to touch the dragon’s nose gently. "Does tha’ sound good, little guy?"

Jade nodded, “He says yes. But he also told me your fingers also look pretty yummy too.”

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